The ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk are ...

10."They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9."This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping. I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work- related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken."

2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."

1. “ I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.”

 

Have a submission for Odds & Ends? E-mail it to madera@scrapexchange.com.

To view ALL other listings, click here: www.scrapexchange.com

Item available is a 30' x 60' horizontal tank located approximately 250 yards from a deep water seaport on the Gulf of Mexico.

The specs for the tank are as follows: